Jessica Alba Gives Birth and Instantly Earns MILF Status
The beautiful Jessica Alba has given birth to a child… She may now be the hottest MILF ever! Looks like Jessica Alba and Cash Warren tied the knot just in time as the baby was waiting no longer! First time mother, Jessica Alba gave birth this past Saturday in LA at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Seems [...]
Jessica Alba Married Cash Warren
Jessica Alba married Cash Warren in a secret ceremony last night, Monday the 19th. Jessica is pregnant at the time and is due to give birth to her child in roughly 4 weeks. This pre-birth marriage is quite a shocker. Why I’m Surprised by Alba’s Marriage: I’m not a woman, and I’ve never been married [...]
Jessica Alba is Having a Girl: Great News for Sons of the Future
It was tragic news when we [the male population] heard that our beloved Jessica Alba was pregnant. How could she do this to us? She had so many more years of teasing ahead of her – and now we can only hope for a milf – which is a duty I’m sure she’ll fulfill. And [...]
