Car seat warmers are awesome for keeping your tushy warm during the winter – but apparently they can harm your nuts!
A study by some German dudes claims that seat warmers can significantly lower your sperm count by actually cooking your sperm-soldiers. That is not chill – especially for me, because I thoroughly enjoy cooking my bum on my seat warmers. So I spent the past few days doing without my beloved seat warmers (except one day when I got weak and cranked the fire for a few minutes).
But then, I came up with a solution. The key to protecting your nuts while still enjoying your seat warmers is a simple re-arrangement of your bollas. Just make sure they’re not absorbing any of the warmth. If you’re taking a short drive, it might not be worth it, but for a long haul, rig up some kind of device to “prop yer nuts.”
There is some good news to this Nut-Cooking Situation
1. What if you’re on the way to some girl’s house… Could you cook your nuts enough to make it a worthy contraceptive? Research hasn’t proven this yet, but we could always try it out.
2. There’s opportunity to invent a “nut-protection” device, that can cover your nuggets while ridin’ dirty.
Please, share your thoughts.
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