Jessica Simpson’s superstar days are quickly being overshadowed by her lack-of-ability to hold relationships lately. Will she resort to playboy… maybe even leaking a sex tape?
…. I hope
I was busy the other day perusing celebrity pictures (and being good looking) when I noticed that Jessica hasn’t been looking her best lately.
Rather than possessing impossible looks that you only see in airbrushed magazines, she’s starting to look more like a porn star – you know what I’m talking about, how they look all hot while they’re moving around, but then at the end when you get a look at their face you’re kinda like, “ehh” – yea you know.
This makes me wonder, will Jessica go to drastic measures to win back some love from the media? If I were Hugh Hef I’d definitely be workin her number.
What do you think? Is naked Jessica in our future?
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