Mariah Carey Blacklisted by Paparazzi

Mariah may have ruined her chance of truly showing off her brand new, beautiful body. Apparently, the recently back-to-beautiful diva has been put on the Paparazzi Blacklist.

Are they Haters?

Initially, you might think the Pappis are hating on honey’s new body. Maybe some females in the photo press industry are jealous of her newly slimmed down curves – but this is not the case.

She broke the rules at a CD signing event last week. She showed up two hours late wearing sunglasses and sprinted down the red carpet instead of letting everyone take pictures and bug her.

What does this mean?

When you’re blacklisted by the paparazzi – you get no shine. Meaning, no pictures will be taken, no coverage will be given, and she’ll be lost in the shadows. Well, for a few days at least.

Blacklisted is Bad-Ass

The fact that she’s blacklisted makes her cooler than losers walking down the red carpet. I respect people on “blacklists.” I spent my senior year of college blacklisted from my ex-girlfriend’s sorority because she hated when I’d hook up with other girls. They “blacklisted” me from their events, and some of them hooked up with me just because I was blacklisted – everyone loves a bad ass.

Paparazzi is Confusing

I’m still somewhat confused how the paparazzi is cracking down on Mariah, when Paris Hilton acts like this pretty much whenever she feels like it – and the media loves it. Furthermore, if this kind of action gets you blacklisted, why doesn’t Britney Spears do some sprints down the red carpet with sunglasses on?

Bottom line, Mariah Carey’s body is looking too good right now to not be getting media love. If you’re looking to lose weight yourself, you should read up on Mariah Carey’s Morsel Diet.

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