It was tragic news when we [the male population] heard that our beloved Jessica Alba was pregnant. How could she do this to us? She had so many more years of teasing ahead of her – and now we can only hope for a milf – which is a duty I’m sure she’ll fulfill. And while hot mom’s are great, it makes me sad that she crossed over to the other side so early.

There’s good news for the future males in the world, however, which makes helps ease the pain that all men have suffered since hearing of her pregnancy. Jessica will be having a baby girl, according to People.

Although I will be much older by the time Jessica’s daughter is “hot” – my future son will hopefully have a chance at working some magic with little Alba. We all have to hope that her daughter will inherit her mom’s looks and bypass her father’s. Sorry, but I think Jessica could have done a little better.

I mean look at her [to the right] – basically everything about her is perfect. Her face is symmetrical and shaped perfectly, complemented by her puffy (but not too puffy) lips. She has a naturally tan complexion – unlike lots of other stars, such as Lindsay Lohan.

And her body is arguably one of the best bodies in Celebrity World. I think her biggest competition at the moment is Jessica Biel. By the way, you need to check out Jessica Biel’s Workout Routine to see how she molds her body into perfection.

In the battle of the Jessica’s, I think Jessica Alba’s competitive edge is her face (and the fact she’s never starred in a show as lame as 7th Heaven). In fact, I was about ready to put Alba as my #1 Jessica… And then she got pregnant.

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