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Hillary blames Shark Attack on Obama

The recent shark attack in San Diego, California left one man dead and beach goers across the countryObama Shark Attack scared that Jaws may be making yet another come back. Hillary Clinton diggs deeper into the matter.

Hillary Clinton (a joke, but I wouldn’t put it past her) blames the latest shark attack on Obama. She announced that Obama’s campaign endorsed this brutal act as an attempt to take media attention away from her come-back.

Hillary Clinton“We need a leader who doesn’t endorse shark attacks – and one that’s a woman” stated Hillary.

Team Obama has denied such allegations and countered by stating Hillary’s face looks eerily similar to Bozo the Clown.

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2 Comments

  1. Sorry, but lame. Clinton didn’t say this, and you didn’t make this clear in the article. I hope you remember that a man died tragically in this incident, and his family is mourning right now. Not really a joking matter.

    -Pie

    Comment by EatingPie — April 27, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

  2. Hillary blames Shark Attack on Obama…

    All this has conspired to give us a race between the original front-runner, Hillary Clinton, and the charismatic upstart that we know next to nothing about, Barack Obama. Everyone else was gone before we ever really had a chance to see ……

    Trackback by auditionis.info — April 28, 2008 @ 1:53 pm

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