Crocs recently reported that they will be cutting expected sales forecasts in 2008. This is a slight surprise to the financial world considering Crocs have continued to surpass projected sales the past few years. While this may shock the financial world – it’s no shock to me.
Plain and simple, the shoes are ugly – and I’m not the first person to point that out. They look like gardening shoes. No, gardening shoes endorsed by Ronald McDonald. Forget Air Jordans, if you really want to stand out and increase your weeding and planting performance (pot-head readers just started paying attention), then you gotta get the Mickey D Crocs.
Cutting Sales Forecast – Are they expecting a Moronicide?
Crocs must have performed solid research on why their sales were going to drop. Are they expecting the stupid people that purchase Crocs to die off? If you’re a Croc-Lover, should you be worried?
Well, Crocs might not have found evidence you’re gonna die – but if you wear crocs around me, you’re likely to get slapped. You should check out my rant about someone wearing Crocs to the Gym.
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Actually I like Crocs.. but only on the beach…
Anywhere is just doesn’t work.
Comment by CrackpotPress — April 18, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
On the beach… that totally works. I wouldn’t think anything of seeing someone wearing them on the beach. In the gym, that’s another case.
Comment by ryan — April 18, 2008 @ 8:34 pm