I hate to cut on Brad Pitt – since he closely resembles myself – but I have to report that he has put on some weight. And no, not muscle weight, like we witnessed in Troy. Apparently he has recently gained more than 20 lbs in body fat.
What happened to the chiseled abs he showed off in Fight Club?
Supposedly, he voluntarily exchanged his six pack for a soft belly to support his wife, Angelina Jolie – not that she needs an introduction. She’s having some issues with the weight gain associated with the recent pregnancy and Brad – the great husband he is – decided to join her in looking more similar to a marshmallow.
We miss the real you, Brad!
It’s not just the females who are going to miss gawking at his ridiculous body – guys are missing the old Brad Pitt that we used to admire. Those who aren’t homophobic respect him for being awesome looking and being able to get any girl he wants.
As a ridiculously good looking person myself, I admire his voluntary move down to “above average” looking
– it reminds me of my voluntary move to “B+” level when I decided to start growing my hair out to get corn rows. Luckily, I’ve finally made it to corn row length – and I thoroughly enjoy rockin the unique doo.
Anyways, back to the other guy – if I get talking about myself we could be here all night. He pulled a nice move with this new weight gain. He now showed the celeb world that you can be a good husband without being a weirdo like Tom Cruise – if you get me started on how much I hate Tom Cruise we could be here for a century. Not only did Brad show he’s a kick ass husband, but imagine how great his comeback will be?
In a few months, maybe a little longer, you know there’s going to be headlines on one of those no flavor magazines boasting about Brad’s come back body. A picture of him with his shirt of will be on the cover and everyone will buy it – and he will return to ridiculously good looking land.
Has Matthew McConaughey gained weight too?
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