April, 2008
Halle Berry’s Hot Bod Survives Pregnancy
Halle Berry recently showed off her hot post-baby body at a charity gala in Los Angeles. It’s only been 6 weeks since she popped out the baby and she’s already back to looking amazing.
What’s the baby’s name?
Her name is Nahla Ariela – which isn’t a name I would have picked, but hey, who am I [...]
Mariah Carey’s Back and Looking Amazing
Mariah Carey, who spent a few years in the Chub Club, is now back to looking beautiful – with a body that rivals her figure from her 20s. Anyone who saw Mariah perform on American Idol knows exactly what I’m talking about.
When she came out in her skimpy little outfit I was amazed. Although I [...]
Ashley Judd’s Nascar Hubby Wrecks
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With Nascar, we’re talking fast moves. How fast? I’m not really sure because I don’t watch Nascar races – but I imagine they go above the l legal speed limits we’re used to.
Ashley Judd’s husband, Dario Franchitti, was performing the standard loop around the race track when he somehow ended up bumping into the [...]
Hillary blames Shark Attack on Obama
The recent shark attack in San Diego, California left one man dead and beach goers across the country scared that Jaws may be making yet another come back. Hillary Clinton diggs deeper into the matter.
Hillary Clinton (a joke, but I wouldn’t put it past her) blames the latest shark attack on Obama. She announced that [...]
Cameron Diaz Seeks Medical Attention and Ashton Kutcher is an Idiot
Despite being a famous, muli-millionaire actress, Cameron Diaz is going through some hard times at the moment. In fact, she was recently admitted for medical treatment due to overwhelming stress.
She has a valid reason for being stressed, and I’d frown on any piece of media poking fun of her. Cameron’s father recently passed away, which [...]
Wesley Snipes Gets 3 Years for Tax Evasion
Yet another one of the rich and famous has been caught not paying their taxes. Wesley Snipes, who kicked ass in movies like Passenger 57 and Demolition Man, was sentenced to 3 years in prison today for tax evasion.
The Snipes legal team declared they will be appealing this sentence – which was pretty much stating [...]
Brad Pitt became Brad Pot-Belly?
I hate to cut on Brad Pitt – since he closely resembles myself – but I have to report that he has put on some weight. And no, not muscle weight, like we witnessed in Troy. Apparently he has recently gained more than 20 lbs in body fat.
What happened to the chiseled abs he showed [...]
Crocs Cuts Sales Forecast Expecting Less Morons in 2008
Crocs recently reported that they will be cutting expected sales forecasts in 2008. This is a slight surprise to the financial world considering Crocs have continued to surpass projected sales the past few years. While this may shock the financial world – it’s no shock to me.
Plain and simple, the shoes are ugly – and [...]
