Peter Cook - at age 47, married to possibly the hottest over-the-hill milf on the planet, with several hot mistresses on the side, STILL needs $3,000 worth of porn a month?!?!?
What the hell is Peter Cook’s Problem?
I wasn’t surprised to hear he was cheating - most rich fellas do - but I could not believe it when I heard that he spends three grand a month on pornographic websites.
I mean, the average cost of a typical porn site is $30 - $100 a month (and I didn’t know anyone actually gets passed the free tour). Was he not content with just one or two sites? He really had to break out the credit card every time he saw a nice rack?
How does he even find time?
Being an architect, I imagine Peter Cook’s profession takes up a decent portion of the day. On top of that he’s married (oops, I mean, used to be) and has kids. While many men with a wife and kids have time to seek out a mistress and keep things hush hush - they sure as hell don’t have time to be whackin to $3,000 of porn. Typing in your credit card info takes time my friend.
I am just going to come out and say it… I hate Tom Cruise more than any other celebrity. He’s by far the weirdest person in Hollywood.
And 46 years ago, the douche bag was born. My birthday is July 6th (send me presents please) and I’m pissed off that this nutjob shares the same month as me.
Most people don’t look their best when rolling up to the gym - and while Hilary Duff’s a nice look, she still sweats it to the gym. Imagine having paparazzi bombard you during your gym visit?
Hilary Duff gets swarmed by paparazzi as she heads to the gym. And sure enough, they’re there when she gets out too.
Where does Hilary Duff go after the gym?
Shopping of course. Probably a good source of motivation for young fems. She’s pretty dedicated to maintaining a sick body. I recommend checking out Hilary Duff’s Diet and Workout Plan.
Pamela Anderson recently made some bold statements - claiming that Jessica Simpson is a bitch and a whore.
The reason for Pamela’s remarks come from a mix of Pamela’s eating habits and Jessica’s choice in fashion. Apparently, Jessica Simpson wore a shirt with the lettering ‘Real Girls Eat Meat’ - which did not go over well with all of the vegetarians out there.
And guess what… Pamela Anderson is a die hard vegetarian. “I think it’s healthy, good for your body, and good for the environment” she says. Hence, Pamela is really pissed off about Jessica’s options. Oh yea, PETA’s pissed too - but really, who cares about them.
Pam’s still pretty smokin’ for a 40-year old, so we’ll hear what she has to say. And her exact words were, “I think she is a bitch and a whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”
Now that Pamela has launched her attack, I am eager to hear Jessica’s response. Since Pam’s sex tapes are all over the internet, it might be hard to win a whore-cusation. But we’ll see what happens.
The twins are getting closer than ever to birth my friends.
Angelina Jolie has been admitted into the Lenval Hospital in Nice, France in preparation for the delivery of her twins. Although it has not been confirmed whether or not she has delivered the little tots just yet, the hospital does confirm that Ms. Jolie she is doing just fine.
As for those of you who thought Angelina’s twins are now one month old, well E! bamboozled you.
Guy Ritchie and Madonna will be getting a divorce - and Madonna’s been playing with the Yankees.
Apparently Madonna has not been acting “Like A Virgin” lately. While rumors have been flying that Madonna and her husband of seven years, Guy Ritchie will be getting a divorce - Madonna seems to be taking up a new interest in baseball.
It has been reported that Alex Rodriguez has been a frequent late night visitor to Madonna’s NYC apartment. This may not come as a surprise to Mrs. Rodriquez and her two children as this isn’t the first time the famous Yankee player has faced accusations of cheating. In 2007 he was caught “exceptionally close” with a stripper in Toronto.
Celebrity sex tapes are always fun to hear about (and see if you’re lucky), but when a midget is involved, it’s 10 times juicier.
Verne Troyer, known as Mini-Me, recently had a sex tape published to the world. TMZ was quick to post news of the sex tape and included a teaser for their viewers - the teaser showed Verne and Ranae aggressively locking lips. You use your imagination to decide what happens after.
How is Verne Reacting to this Leaked Teaser? He’s taking TMZ to court over privacy and trademark violations. He’s asking 20 million dollars for TMZ’s wrong-doing. In reality, it seems he’s just super pissed that there’s a video of him humping around that’s soon going to be all over the internet.
Important Thoughts Regarding Mini-Me’s Sex Tape:
1. The first question that came to my mind was whether Mini-Me’s sex partner was full grown, or if she was a “mini” as well. The answer - Ranae Shrider is full grown.
2. I wonder what positions they did. I haven’t seen the tape, and probably never will, but I hope someone posts some information on what positions they did and how funny it looked.
3. After finding out that his girlfriend was normal sized, I wonder - is Verne Troyer not attracted to people his size?
4. Will this end up helping or hurting Verne’s career? Many stars get a career boost after a sex tape leaks (Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton) - How will Mini-Me do?
5. How the hell do these videos get leaked? Typical people keep these tapes in the most secure lockdown and hidden in the most secret places ever. Why are celebs leaving them out on the coffee table?
Apparently Madonna has not been acting “Like A Virgin” lately. While rumors have been flying that Madonna and her husband of seven years, Guy Ritchie will be getting a divorce - Madonna seems to be taking up a new interest in baseball.
Verne Troyer, known as Mini-Me, recently had a sex tape published to the world. TMZ was quick to post news of the sex tape and included a teaser for their viewers - the teaser showed Verne and Ranae aggressively locking lips. You use your imagination to decide what happens after.